Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Judas, Barabas and Tom.

So I returned to my school only to find that they had changed all of our classes around without consulting us. Big shocker. They never ask us about which kids belong in which class and which kids should move up and down a level etc. Kind of a joke if you ask me, cause gee whiz, who do think knows best if the kids can communicate in English? The English speaking teachers or the ones who teach their classes in Korean? Whatever. Sorry. Rant over. 

The point of this story was supposed to be the naming ritual, for the kids who don't have English names, I get everyone to contribute an idea or two and then we strike names off one by one until the kid ends up with a name he/she (hopefully) likes. 

Usually there's a few dumb ones (one girl was almost named "hello kitty" before I came to the rescue) ...I currently have a Harry Potter, a Rufus, a Yaya and an Mp3...usually I throw in a ridiculous name or two myself just for fun to see how far they get....anyway, this one new kid, had narrowed it down to three choices: Judas, Barabas, and Tom....I eliminated Judas, but the kid chose Barabas cause he thought it sounded like "rabbit".  I must admit to finding this whole situation exceedingly humourous.  

Later on in the day, another new kid had narrowed it down to Zeus (which sounds like Juice when Koreans say it), Poseidon and Phoenix (none of which were my contributions by the way). In the end he went with Phoenix. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha ... that's hilarious! Next time you should suggest Mephibosheth, see if they go for that ...

Anonymous said...

How 'bout skyping in Reba-Jo to handle the naming ceremony? She could go all 'Judge Judy' on them and hand down verdicts of who shall be called what.

She'd be pretty good at it...
-uncle bill

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness Matt!! Someone came in to work today who's name actually is Attila. Can you believe it?? Pretty much made my day!

Anonymous said...

Hi Matthew,

Barabas? Arggh. Tell me again what your name is? So, your work week's over again, eh? Hard to believe you've only been gone a week. It seems longer to me, but then it wasn't the best week in the world. Oh well, I sure do like your blog. I find it fun, amusing and informative. Too bad you couldn't take Creative Writing now!
Love you lots, Mom

Matt said...

Serious? Attila? Wow.
And yea, it does seem like I've been back longer than a week.

Rebecca would have to perform her naming services in the middle of the night I guess