Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Matt vs the Hornets

Much to my chagrin I discovered a hornets nest inside my window...between the screen and the window. I had a heart attack and now its hot because there's no airflow....
Hornets 1 Matt 0
But I have the upper hand...the window is keeping them out while I randomly open it to fire bleach salvos. (I don't have any raid) I also have a badminton racquet for backup.
Alas, after 24hrs of battle, so far the bleach has killed only two hornets and I think one was already dead. Matt 1 Hornets 1.
After one more bleach attack, I'm heading to the store to look for raid. Stay tuned.

Dang, first store didn't appear to have any, so I buzzed at the lady and stung myself....she didn't get it.....Moving on, I did the same at the next store. Same look. So I drew a bee hive with some insect things. "OOh" she says. Still didn't have any. Same goes for store three.
Stalemate...an uneasy calm settles over the land. I'm reminded that I should look up the korean words before I go to the store.




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